Total Medals Earned: 370 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,990 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (140/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (130/255 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Kill fiddy men
5 consecutive headshots
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
collect 150 candies
